A Few Tuesday Morning Musings...

Feel free to argue with me here.

• Thank goodness they don't have "Restaurant Week" here in Kent County.
• Do you think the "Red Hat" ladies mind that I refer to them as the "Red Hot Ladies"?
• What makes the oyster fritter taste so damn good?
• There is no difference between a sharp knife and a dull one when you do something stupid to yourself with it.
  
• A 70 degree dining room is cool in the winter and hot in the summer.
• Potato chips make a fine dinner. Or lunch for that matter.
  
• As soon as you assume that the man has the beer and the woman has the wine, you'll be wrong.
• Tips are a difficult way to earn an income.
• My new favorite T-shirt slogan... Bacon:the Gateway Meat.
• Kevin's favorite T-shirt slogan... There are no two finer words in the English language than "Encased Meats", my friend. (from Hot Doug's, in Chicago).
• Valentine's Day is Thursday, one of the restaurant industry's biggest days.
  
• As soon as you tell someone on the phone "Oh, don't worry, we've got plenty of tables", you will fill up. Guaranteed.
• On Saturday night, the wait for a table at 7PM could be an hour; the wait at 8PM is zero. Unless everyone that came in at 7PM waited an hour...
• 758 Oyster Fritters as of 10:38 this morning; more eaten daily.
  
• Only 37 more days until Spring.